An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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