What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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jibby jobby

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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