- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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