what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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