The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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