What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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The holocaust

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