Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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The global news

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Dumbledore dies.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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