- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Donald Trump.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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