What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

where is the world?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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