Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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