- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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