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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

women's rights

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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