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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist