- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's an Anti Joke?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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