- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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