- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

NEVER

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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