- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Boys have swag, real men have class

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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