- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Face...tastes like chicken!

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I have suicidal thoughts

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

the sky is green no it is not

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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