Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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