- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Terraria

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Pull my finger ouch..

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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