- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Where's the soap?

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Face...tastes like chicken!

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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