- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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