- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A blind man walks into a library.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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