A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Terry has ebola

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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