What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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pobody's nerfect

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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