- Anti Joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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