- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??