- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

There once was this guy and he fell down

Barack Obama.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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