- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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