What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Sex

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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