What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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