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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Barack Obama is a good president.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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