- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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