- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Shea's sty....

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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