- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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