- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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