Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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I have a horse.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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