- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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