- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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