What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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I'm gay.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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