What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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