Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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