- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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