I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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You idiot.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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