three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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