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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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