- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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