Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Justin Beiber

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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