- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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