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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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