There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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