- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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