What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

An Artic Storm.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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