Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Everybody will die

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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