- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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