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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

The EPA.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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