- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Wolfjob.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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