- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Where's my tractor?

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Your mother is so fat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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