- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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