How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Buzi vagy!

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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