Mogok Papiti.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Hey Shea

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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