What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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I like poop in my butt

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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