- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Turkeys are obese

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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