Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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