- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's half of 8? o

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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