- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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