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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Praise Paisley

TIMMY

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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