- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

roses are red violets are blue

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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