- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Im gay What about you

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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