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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

women's rights

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Long joke Your such a downey

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