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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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