- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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