- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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