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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

rent a cops

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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