Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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