- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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