Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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