- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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