So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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